De zapatillas, chinos, robots e inglés

La semana pasada, mi amigo Emilio creó una cuenta en la tienda bytobyshop.com para comprar unas zapatillas (que están baratas, baratas, baratas, ya os contaré cómo han salido). El problema es que no tenía cuenta de Paypal y me encargó que se las comprara yo. No problemo, él y Mario, que también quería unas zapas (aka manosrotas) me dieron el dinero y el martes las compré y pagué.

Pero esta tarde Emilio ha visto que los de la tienda le habian mandado dos correos diciéndole que no tenían en stock las zapatillas de Mario, así que tenía que elegir otras de igual precio. Además, una muchachina muy apañada que trabaja en la tienda lo ha agregado al mésenller y ha intentado hablar con él. El caso es que no la entendía y le he dicho que me agregara a mí al mésenller para hablar yo con ella. Mientras tanto, Mario estaba eligiendo sus nuevas zapatillas. Os pego la conversación porque ha sido buenísima:

Conversación (en azul los comentarios):

17:03 Poor man’s potatoes says:
hi!
17:03 elvira says:
hello
I am a Customer Service Manager of bytobyshop.
You on  Feb. 26 purchased goods–McGrady-15  on our website
17:04 Poor man’s potatoes says:
first of all
are you a human or a robot?
17:04 elvira says:
one of goods McGrady-15 is out of stock.please choose another one.
of course, a lady
17:04 Poor man’s potatoes says:
haha
nice to meet you
17:05 elvira says:
what are you mean
17:05 Poor man’s potatoes says:
so i have to choose another shoes
17:05 elvira says:
can you choose another one
17:05 Poor man’s potatoes says:
yes, i’m looking for them (en realidad era mario el que las estaba buscando)
17:05 elvira says:
ok,thank you so much
17:05 Poor man’s potatoes says:

http://www.bytobyshop.com/product_view.asp?id=6383

i want these ones, with size 9
17:06 elvira says:
i sent you many mails these days
17:06 Poor man’s potatoes says:
yes
you sent mails to my friend, who is the owner of the account
17:06 elvira says:
please tell me the name of the items
17:06 Poor man’s potatoes says:
but i am the guy who bought the shoes
the name of the new item i want to buy?
17:06 elvira says:
it is your friend
yes
17:07 Poor man’s potatoes says:
Jordan1-19
red and black shoes

El contacto desea enviarle un archivo: “2009311004391246[1].jpg” (41.8 kB).
(me mandó una imagen de las zapatillas para que las comprobara)
17:08 elvira says:
these, right
and the size is 9
17:08 Poor man’s potatoes says:
yes, they are

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17:09 elvira says:
ok
i am checking
it is in stock
17:10 Poor man’s potatoes says:
ok, thank you
17:10 elvira says:
so we willsend you the package asap
17:10 Poor man’s potatoes says:
how much time the delivery will take?
17:10 elvira says:
about seven days
17:11 Poor man’s potatoes says:
wow, that’s fast
17:11 elvira says:
after i sent the package, i will give you the post bill number.
17:11 Poor man’s potatoes says:
all right
17:11 elvira says:
YES ,except the weekend
so i have a question
if  you are on work,when is your rest time?
17:13 Poor man’s potatoes says:
i’m not working now :S
(el maldito presente del inglés me la jugó, en realidad quería preguntarme cuándo estoy libre para recibir las zapas xD)
ah, ok
xD
i don’t understand the question
sorry
17:13 elvira says:
never mind
17:14 Poor man’s potatoes says:
well
i have thought something
17:14 elvira says:
you are so kind
17:14 Poor man’s potatoes says:
my friend is the owner of the account
but i am who paid the shoes
would it be better that i received the shoes?
17:15 elvira says:
but we just follow the address of the account
17:15 Poor man’s potatoes says:
ah, ok
never mind
he has no problem to receive the shoes
but he doesn’t speak english
neither he has a paypal account
17:15 elvira says:
your english is better than your friend
17:16 Poor man’s potatoes says:
so he created an account and i made the rest
this has been the problem
17:16 elvira says:
it is ok
next time, you can leave more than one contaction
17:18 Poor man’s potatoes says:
yes, of course i will
so, right now, everything is ok, isn’t it?
17:19 elvira says:
yes
17:19 Poor man’s potatoes says:
perfect
i’ll tell my friend to read e-mail every day
17:19 elvira says:
if i have any other problem, i will contact with you  directly
17:19 Poor man’s potatoes says:
yes, it’s better
17:20 elvira says:
i will leave the message for you
17:20 Poor man’s potatoes says:
okay
17:21 elvira says:
can you tell me which web the spaish go to?
always
17:21 Poor man’s potatoes says:
which webs we use to visit?
17:21 elvira says:
yes
clever
17:21 Poor man’s potatoes says:
well, i don’t really know
17:22 elvira says:
i am not good at english
17:22 Poor man’s potatoes says:
www.elpais.com, 20minutos.es
meneame.net
they are news webs
some blogs like gskbyte.net, sport webs like marca.com, etc (esto se llama ampliación de mercado)
17:22 elvira says:
shopping on web
17:23 Poor man’s potatoes says:
www.segundamano.es
and ebay.es, mainly
many people also use to buy on www.dealextreme.com
17:23 elvira says:
so many
thank you so much
you are so kind
17:24 Poor man’s potatoes says:
thank YOU very much, you are a good shop
17:24 elvira says:
welcome again
have a good day
17:24 Poor man’s potatoes says:
i’m sure we will buy more thigs from your web
have a good day, good bye!
17:24 elvira says:
now ,is it on morning? (¿pero no había acabado la conversación?)
17:25 Poor man’s potatoes says:
it’s 17:30
17:25 elvira says:
afternoon
17:25 Poor man’s potatoes says:
yes
17:25 elvira says:
thank you
have a good day, good bye!
17:26 Poor man’s potatoes says:
bye!

Conversación paralela entre mi amiga y Emilio (en azul los comentarios):

(16:55) elvira:
hello
(16:56) eMiLiO…!!!:
hello
(16:56) elvira:
can you read the message from me?
(16:56) elvira:
I am a Customer Service Manager of bytobyshop.
You on  Feb. 26 purchased goods–McGrady-15  on our website
(16:56) elvira:
one of goods McGrady-15 is out of stock.please choose another one.
(16:57) eMiLiO…!!!:
yes
(16:58) elvira:
so ,can you choose a new one?
Esto es cuando el digo a Emilio que le diga que me agregue al mésenller:
(16:59) eMiLiO…!!!:
“please add gskbyte@hotmail.com, he’s who bought the items”
(17:00) elvira:
ok
(17:00) elvira:
thank you so much
(17:00) eMiLiO…!!!:
i don’t speak english very good
(17:01) elvira:
you are good
(17:01) eMiLiO…!!!:
thanks you
(17:01) elvira:
you are so kind
(17:02) elvira:
ok ,now i will contack with him
(17:02) eMiLiO…!!!:
ok
(17:02) elvira:
are you on working now?
(17:03) eMiLiO…!!!:
I´m not working
(17:03) elvira:
but i know the spanish is the same as the english
(17:09) eMiLiO…!!!:
no it isn´t
(17:09) eMiLiO…!!!:
so i speak a bit english
(17:10) elvira:
so good
(17:13) eMiLiO…!!!:
are you woorking?
(17:14) elvira:
yes
(17:14) eMiLiO…!!!:
because in spain the sundays it isn´t working
Esta parte es brutal:
(17:16) elvira:
in china it is also
(17:16) elvira:
but we are different
(17:18) eMiLiO…!!!:
why?
(17:18) elvira:
the customer is our god
(17:18) elvira:
so we should wait for you
(17:21) eMiLiO…!!!:
ok you are nice
(17:21) eMiLiO…!!!:
thank you very much
(17:22) elvira:
you are welcome
(17:22) elvira:
thank you so much
(17:24) eMiLiO…!!!:
well, i´ve got to study for an exam
(17:24) eMiLiO…!!!:
see you soon
(17:24) eMiLiO…!!!:
goodbye
(17:25) elvira:
see you
(17:25) elvira:
good luck

Ya sólo queda esperar a que lleguen las zapatillas, si se cumple lo que nos ha dicho la muchachina, tendréis noticias sobre ellas en una semana más o menos. A todo esto, llevaba  más de un mes sin escribir, a ver si vuelvo a ponerme las pilas.

¡Nos vemos, y posiblemente en otro sitio !